1. Missed the sunshine? You’ll soon be begging to return indoors

Months of lockdown and/or working from home means that you probably haven’t enjoyed the sunshine for quite some time. And while that may sound like absolute heaven to you, a short trip to this little corner of the Middle East will quickly dispel you of that notion.

Israel’s reopening is coinciding with its hottest season, in which temperatures in the shade rival those in Hell, and the idea of stepping out of the AC is downright ridiculous. So yeah, you’re going to last exactly five minutes on the beach – unless it’s sunrise or sunset.

  1. Forget about keeping a safe distance — Israel is back to its mosh pit ways

It’s no secret that Israelis have never been particularly good at standing in line or, for that matter, respecting personal space. So you can only imagine that this whole Covid distancing thing never really caught on here, with people literally being unable to keep away from their fellow mankind for more than a few split seconds.

Now that the worst (tfutfu) of the crisis seems to be behind us, we’re not even bothering to pretend that we’re making an effort to steer clear of others. We can only hope that this won’t make you want to hop straight back on the plane.

  1. What side effects? I felt nothing. Get ready for inoculation bravery tales

In Israel, each generation has its tales of bravery. Some fought in Israel’s War of Independence, others braved the Egyptians in the Suez Canal, and today’s heroes felt absolutely nothing after being inoculated against Covid-19.

When the vaccination campaign started here, rumors went around about the terrible side effects of the injections – the fever, the muscle pain, the splitting headaches – but miraculously, no one actually experienced any of these. Oh no, you see, we were perfectly fine. Really, all those people making a fuss are such wussies. Those painkillers that we’ve been popping? They’re for our allergies.

  1. Nod and smile when we tell you we’re the best country in the world. Just look at our vaccination rates

Even before we beat the rest of the world in the vaccine race, we always knew that we’re the best. Sure, the political situation is dire, war could break out at any moment and the cost of living leaves us in tears. And yet, more likely than not, whoever you’re talking to over here is incredibly proud of the country, or at least some aspects of it.

In the past, we had to give poor strangers lengthy explanations of why exactly that is, but thankfully the pandemic has enabled us to cut our speeches short (hypothetically speaking of course. You try and stop an Israeli from giving you their unsolicited opinion). Really, just nod and smile; it’s the quickest way out.

  1. Don’t you dare go out for a spontaneous dinner. It will end badly

Months of lockdown and Covid restrictions have left Israelis keener than ever to go out and spend way too much money. Whether we’re talking restaurants, bars, parties or shopping malls, every place is absolutely packed.

That means that there’s zero chance that the nice quiet place you remember from your last visit still doesn’t require reservations, for it either went under during the crisis or it’s bursting at the seams with people with the same exact fond memories as yours.

  1. Don’t bother trying to get people to put their masks on properly. It’s useless

Facemasks go against the grain of our nature here in Israel and wearing them all the time was a nightmare. Now that restrictions have eased and we’re no longer required to wear them outdoors, we’ve unfortunately become somewhat lax about donning them elsewhere.

A common sight at supermarkets, offices, restaurants, and other indoor places is people resting their masks on their chin, far away from the mouth and nose that they’re meant for. Even more, unfortunately, it won’t do any good to ask people to cover up – you’ll only get a nasty stare.

  1. Don’t run over the delivery guys. Since Covid, they’re everywhere

One of the remaining telltale signs of the coronavirus crisis that engulfed Israel is the abundance of delivery guys risking life and limb to deliver us pizzas, burgers, sushi, and everything in between. You see, our collective takeaway habit somewhat increased during the lockdown, and it’s been a hard one to let go: cooking dinner more than a couple of times a week has become but a distant memory, and our trigger-happy fingers are permanently only inches away from our next meal. So please, drive carefully.

  1. Don’t turn your nose up at takeaway drinks on upturned crates. It’s the hangout du jour

Although sipping drinks on upturned crates is not a completely new phenomenon in Israel (chef Eyal Shani, we’re looking at you), Covid made the trend explode.

It went like this: Covid regulations meant that sitting in restaurants or bars was banned, so the said establishments would offer their customers the opportunity to “take away” their food and drink to conveniently placed, makeshift tables right outside their doorstep, managing to both adhere to regulations and enjoy a booming business. And while it took us a while to get used to it, it’s actually pretty fun and feels like urban alfresco dining at its best.

  1. Those permanent under-eye bags young parents are sporting? The result of three lockdowns

Walking around Israel, you might encounter people sporting varying shades of black and purple under their eyes. No, they probably did not just emerge from a fistfight. Instead, they have only recently emerged from three lockdowns with their usually beloved children, whom they had to feed, entertain, school, and pretend to like despite living in close quarters with them for the best part of the past year. In a country, as blessed with children as Israel, the lockdown was very much a family business and a tiring one at that. Let’s just say, we’d gladly get back on the plane with you, sans kids.

  1. It’s five o’clock somewhere. Israelis upped their alcohol consumption this year, and it’s here to stay

In pre-pandemic times, Israelis used to drink far less than their American or European counterparts. A glass of wine or a couple of beers usually constituted a night out, with real benders reserved for teens who know no better. But lockdown, stress, hanging out with the kids all day, and the lack of entertainment led many to discover the joys of a boozy night in, and now that we’re allowed back out, our newfound habits are coming with us. So let us raise a glass or two of chilled rosé and enjoy the best that this (hopefully) post-Covid summer has to offer.

About the Author:

Naama Barak is a writer at ISRAEL21c. A Ph.D. student at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, she loves all things history and politics. Food and fashion come a close second. Prior to joining ISRAEL21c, Naama worked for Israel’s leading English-language dailies and cutting-edge startups.